iouanowinscenario:

kiss kiss fall
out boy

sleepjng:

becausebirds:

BIRD

HUMAN

sleepjng:

becausebirds:

BIRD

HUMAN

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

povvs:

look how cute i looked today

veryraresecrete:

i’m getting laser eye surgery. very excited to have laser eyes

theunbreakablev0w:

alxesi:

i took a video of my sims woohooing in the hot tub with the nude mosaic removed and now i can’t stop laughing

damn that’s some good ass sex right there

dannerzz:

okay josh