HAAHAHAHHAHAHA WTH?!?
jag vet verkligen inte haha, jag fick en till om typ strumpor, men liksom det är inget jag känner mig lockad att göra så alltså nej

gayisnotasynonymforailsa:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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dearest brony, fluttershy has leghair too

A message from Anonymous
i dare you to go out wearing 1 of your highest high heels and 1 flat shoe all day everyday for 2 whole days and post pics and short videos on here of you out wearing and walking in them everyday. flat shoe foot must be flat on floor at all times

i’m not going to do that

last days in spain, pool is cold, we found a little crabby-crab, we buried august in sand

wow igår var det äntligen varmt, det var underbart

wow igår var det äntligen varmt, det var underbart

  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

elzxey:

So my dad knows these guys with a really big printer and

it’s been raining today too, so sad. i did take a swim in the pool, but oh lord it was so cold

it’s been raining today too, so sad. i did take a swim in the pool, but oh lord it was so cold

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

cold and even rainy today, so we stayed in un-packing things from the old house

cold and even rainy today, so we stayed in un-packing things from the old house